About Us

Matthew Robert Wu is a 25-year-old resident artist at a studio with an unfortunate habit of bumping off the people around him. He is inspiring and creative, but can also be very violent and a bit violent.

His first victim was his friend, Bailey Honor Patterson, who he killed because she looked at him funny. He hopes to kill again very soon.

He is a French Muslim. He finished school and then left academia. He is obsessed with zombies and selfies.

Physically, Matthew is slightly overweight but otherwise in good shape. He is average-height with pale skin, red hair and black eyes. He has a tattoo of a brain on his lower back.

He grew up in a middle class neighbourhood. Having never really known his parents, he was raised in a series of foster homes.

He is currently single. His most recent romance was with a builder called Rachel Ariel Ross, who was 7 years older than him. They broke up because Rachel felt Matthew was too much of a doormat.

Matthew’s best friend is a resident artist at a studio called Benjamin Allen. They have a very firey friendship. They enjoy podcasting together.